Action Hero Chuck Norris has morphed into a cultural icon with superhuman qualities for the next generation!
1. 911 calls Chuck Norris
2. Chuck Norris can clap with one hand.
3. Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.
4. It only takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch "60 Minutes"
5. When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.
6. Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
7. The boogeyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris before going to bed.
8. Chuck Norris has a bear rug that is not dead, just too scared to move.
9. Chuck Norris is what Willis was talking about.
10. Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
As we have considered the Armor of God provided for spiritual warfare, many people have visions of being a Chuck Norris type. However, Roman soldiers were not Chuck Norris types fly kicking! They had specialized armor for a specialized strategy and were organized to take care of a defined area 5-6 sq. ft. They didn’t have to win the battle on their own, just STAND their ground for the good of all.
Ephesians 6:10-11, Finally, be strong in the Lord and in the strength of His might. Put on the whole armor of God, that you may be able to stand against the schemes of the devil.
Mon, July 21, 2014